2008

Park drinking (our second 6 pack) like a couple of crazy...

OMG we are retarded.

Dan: Waaaaaaaaal E
Me: Oh my god, that was really the best one yet.
Dan: Really? I did actually feel like I was overcome by a machine.

rachelanastasia:verbadjectivenoun:lomo:Catherine’s Animals...

Me: Where are you? Dan: Hanging out your window, reading...

We MUST see this movie.

Me: Waaaaaaaaall-E
Bro: I bet you can't NOT say that again tonight
Me: You're right
one minute later
Me: Waaaaallll- E

“On my way sissy! Found a foreigner with a moped. ;-)”
— Dan Jr.

Party Time starts… uhhh, around 3 when DAN JR GETS...

You're not in charge.

playnice: It should be a relief to know that, in the big picture, you’re not in charge.  You’re not...

Newsflash:

I am off my rocker today. Reasons: waited too long to eat lunch under pressure (cue theme...

Agree

Not to make assumptions Not to take anything personally Always do your best Be impeccable with your...

Internal Makeover

Just wrote out a list of things I like about myself and they are mostly physical. I NEED A MAKEOVER....

My younger brother Dan, arrives in less than 48 hours for...

My New York, untouched.

Note to Self:

Do not read your blog again. Especially after reading all those post cards from last summer. Like...

Now, to me

There are certain people in our lives that try to keep us feeling like we’re human.  They have...

These Are My Confessions:

hipsterdiet: I’m feel like an addict I am paranoid (at times) I see the best in most people I give...

How to make jean shorts (jorts)

zachklein: Email tip from Jessica Schroeder: Try jeans on. Mark what length you’d like with a pin...

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Life is Good

Wildly happy and optimistic today. Does not have to do with boys. +1 point for me.

this is for the jackhammer outside my window. F U.

I love this girl. Rhiannon aka Liebemarlene Vintage

Was this girl on Top Model? 

RAHAHRhrahHAH

I am so wound up from  my day my dinner my checka checka checka if only the hottie that I have...

my new office. assistant starts tomorrow!!

my view

Hell Yea!

I’ve been stimulated!!!! Thanks Uncle Sam.

3 Movie Characters I Identify With

Sam (Garden State) Alexander Supertramp/Christopher McCandless (Into the Wild) *real...

Tonight

The temperature, the sweet post rain smell, the wrap up of the week— tonight reminds me of...

Sunday Secrets

I relate better to animals than most people.

Vegan Mac Oh Geez

Sunday Morning Mug

Another Sunday morning sitting in the right side window box here at Tillie’s. This place does...

marco: Jessica and David wanted a picture at the last...

File under: massive time waster

Beautiful Girls

I love it when really beautiful girls do something/wear something to make themselves less...

Afternoon Snack: organic/local really does taste better

Fort Greene Farmer’s Market June 28, 2008 Goodies:...

yum!

Chewing on a tea tree and cinnamon toothpick, cuz that’s how I roll, yo.  Bonus points for the...

WTF?!

OK.

Feeling a little better now.

ellebelle:whateverlolawants: “There’s a lot of mythology...

Today

I am a monster. Please back off.

I'm gonna be surprised....

if I can survive today. I am completely deflated.

Lost and Found

I absolutely lost it last night.

I feel so alive

Sometimes I feel like such an alien. People are always telling me  “You’re not like...

See I’m all about them wordsOver numbers, unencumbered numbered wordsHundreds of pages, pages,...

My Prerogative

Isn’t it my prerogative to like or dislike anyone I choose based on my impressions of them?...

I'm Featured on "TheFrisky.com"!!!

Lovepuppy help...

harriettlou: Is A Beautiful Mess an appropriate song to put on a wedding CD for a bridal shower...

zachlinder: This movie is just going to be a two-hour...

Electronic Mail

Expecting some big e-mails to day. Show me what you’ve got!!!

Time After Time

I’m interested in a cover of Cyndi Lauper’s Time After Time… like a really...

byerinb: sailingonthesea: For some reason it’s NOT okay to...

Nursery Rhymes = Great Advice

Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a...

via fashionologie WANT: re-create with me in a bath tub full...

I just decided...

whatiwore: I want to be a stylist for: Visual Merchandising (say for a store like...

In the Stars...

Sagittarius (11/22-12/21) Your intuition is leading you toward more masculine people right now....

Girl Talk

I feel like I’m in high school, and none of the reasons good.

Society- Eddie Vedder

This is my favorite song on the Into the Wild Soundtrack for both the music and words. Especially...

Fake Paypal

I’ve gotton two e-mails today that appear to be Pay Pal fraud… anyone else getting a...

Ladies Rooms

Lets just start by saying this certainly isn’t a den of ladylike behavior. I’m not going...

Sniff Sniff

Men’s deodorant smells so much better than womens. I am switching over. Any recs?

soupsoup: Rally caps!  Nice drunk face, Jess.

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Dear J,  In the off chance you’re reading this… Happy Birthday. Love,  The Sagittarian.

What He Wore: Who: David Karp When: June 22, 2008 What: Navy...

David is one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met.

Boys talk on the phone more than girls. 

Vanderbilt and DeKalb

There are a ton of hot people at this intersection. Note to self: Spend more time around here.

Drinking some iced coffee and checking some Internets at...

1968 : 2008

I just watched the movie BOBBY, and although I know its not all true, it reminded me that there are...

Bad Bad Bad

I have something on Monday that I really want to have a good outfit for, so I thought “hey-...

Summer Snacking

June 21st

Happy Summer Solstice!! 

overit: toomuchawesome: “For God so loved the world that he...

Gender and the Tumblr ratio

biteofpythias: After several conversations on the topic, I am really curious about this...

What to Say, What to do

It’s 2 pm on a Friday, which means I am officially over this week. Also spent past hour...

peterwknox: Chelsea Art Museum’s Summer Soiree Series Kickoff! New York City.com :...

Rise and Shine

The best possible way to wake up in the morning is from a really good dream and a really blue sky....

Fact:

 Whistling so annoying unless you’re the one doing it.

Breckie.

Hey Vimeo

It would be cool if you didn’t take an hour + to make my video an actual video and not those...

Self Photo Wednesdays. Hello, Photobooth. 

Fresh Scents

Rain smells so good. 

claudia: Gregory Peck was a total fox. Watching Roman...

Dear Sara Zucker,

sarazucker: i split my e-time between street style and personal fashion blogs, which number over 75...

The Joy in Crazy

When its out there in the open, its so much more fun.

Do Re Me

Who has awesome taste in music?  This girl.

Red Onions

Worst. After. Taste. Ever.

New Song

I love how having a new song, in your head (on repeat) changes your world. Life is so much better,...

Bucking the Trend

Today is going to be a good Tuesday.  We all know Tuesday is the worst day of the week, but NOT THIS...

F you, iTunes

I am trying to download some Lykke Li (especially I’m Good, I’m Gone) but its only being...

1974 HST Interview with Craig Vetter of...

Playboy: Your journalistic style has been attacked by some critics - most notably, the Columbia Journalism Review - as partly commentary, partly fantasy, and partly the ravings of someone too long into drugs.
Thompson: Well, fuck the Columbia Journalism Review. They don't pay my rent. That kind of senile gibberish reminds me of all those people back in the early Sixties who were saying, "This guy Dylan is giving Tin-Pan Alley a bad name - hell, he's no musician. He can't even carry a tune." Actually, it's kind of a compliment when people like that devote so much energy to attacking you.

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Al Gore Endorses Obama- Watch Live

Book Swap

Hey friends. I have a bunch of books I would like to trade. Please pick one off the list and I will...

Hey Music Lovers

Back in March I did a smart thing by backing up my music/photos/docs. But then I did a stupid thing...

“Some guys are jerks. I’d say 75% of ‘em are.”
— my mom

brieflynoted: My Portrait by Marcos Rivera. Marcos...

Today:

Spent all day on someone else’s project, didn’t get any of my own work done (boo) Got...

Listen up, Broadway gayers and sexy potheads

Confession:

I force feed myself.

Not tired, so bored

SO BORED RIGHT NOW.

Olive Oil

I am so greasy. Did not shower today. 

“Everyone treats everyone like crap, its the proximity to...”
— Me (via hipsterdiet) Wise...

I'm no Bible Beater

But Mraz’s Grandma’s Gospel Favorites is making me really, really happy right now.

Confession:

The Internet helps me to feel less lonely. Because I am lonely person.

Hi Mac (my new boyfriend)

Dearest Mac,  You make the world Internet look so much more beautiful. Thanks for that, lover. Yours...

Reality Check

I love awesome, friendly and happy people that are nice. I pretty much hate everyone else.  I want...

the very leggy summer

Here's What I'm Gonna Do Today:

- Coffee at Greene Grape Provisions - Bagel with Tofu from La Bagel Delight. - Hop on G train,...

Sex and the City: Rant + Spoiler, Also:...

I saw SATC last weekend and liked the overall movie, but HATED the idea that a man (Big) can treat a...

Staring Contest.

Sliding Doors Today on the train I met Dan, who was handing...

Finally!

Today I bought a MacBook!!!

Noonish

I am hungry. I want you to e-mail me. I keep clicking refresh and inbox and I am whack.

Bicycle Baby

I am getting a bike! I am going to name her!!

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Best Day Ever

Today is RAD. Plus someone just started to play classical violin outside my office. BONUS! Oh. Looks...

kellyreeves: I loooooove crafts so I have no idea how I’ve...

carolineanne: I really want a pet dik-dik.  GIZMO! cute...

Umm, duh

I have brown hair. Medium to dark brown hair. But for some reason, I think of myself as blond…...

sarazucker: i’m sorry, i really am, but mary rambin hurts my face.

The I Have To Go In A Minute Show: Stephen...

stop wearing mom shorts

soupsoup: dear ladies, please stop wearing those mom shorts that go halfway up your stomach. i...

eec: way to make me not hate you momentarily job!  Mmmm....

IU B-Ball News

From: DAN SCHROEDERSent: Wednesday, June 11, 2008 4:37 PMTo: Jessica SchroederSubject: IU...

Magic, Like a Unicorn

I want a bike SO BAD

Hey fellow NYC riders- I really want to get a bike! Like the bikes I’ve pictured below....

I also like this one

My dream bike is a pretty penny

“SMILE like you mean it yo. Me likey you.”
—  Tom

soupsoup: Vampire Weekend free concert this Saturday in the...

Did you see her?

thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: Courtney (a fellow Baltimorean) was in NYC yesterday for work and sent...

Confessions:

I am soooo in like with you.  Its been so long since I’ve met someone and then proceeded to...

“In reality there is only one candidate. Barack Obama. In...”
— GOP Strategist Bay Buchanan...

Smelling raging b.o. at the park. Wondering”is that me?”

Whoa.

First major discovery: I have ancestors from Australia via Ireland.